John Rocker Made An Ass Of Himself On Survivor

As ready-made Survivor villains go, John Rocker was always a bit too good to be true. A beefy dude with a hot temper, a notorious past, an empty head, and a (presumably) well-stocked bank account? Fans might have been rooting for him to stick around for hate-watching purposes, but there was no way he was going to… » 10/09/14 4:56pm 10/09/14 4:56pm

Marlins President Eliminated On First Night Of Survivor

Miami Marlins president and inveterate asshole David Samson failed to make it through even one evening of this new season of Survivor without being eliminated after his tribe voted overwhelmingly to eject the smarmy thug from the program. » 2/26/14 9:25pm 2/26/14 9:25pm

Rick Reilly's "I Had This First On Twitter": The Triumphal Dance Remix

When a live ESPN camera caught Rick Reilly ordering Stu Scott to credit Reilly's Twitter feed, it was an embarrassment for the former back-page Sports Illustrated writer. (Fellow panelist Steve Young was so disgusted he gives Reilly a "C'mon, man!" nudge.) We couldn't let it go with just the raw video, though, so… » 11/13/12 4:00pm 11/13/12 4:00pm

Jeff Kent Departs Survivor With One Final Rant: "I'm A Game 7 World…

The last time we checked in with budding reality TV star Jeff Kent, he was kicking off his appearance on this season of Survivor in a truly inauspicious manner. Since then, he's managed to keep his head in the game. Tonight, though, the dream suddenly died for Kent, who was voted off the island in what host Jeff… » 11/07/12 11:00pm 11/07/12 11:00pm

Jeff Kent Took His Survivor Cues From "The Fat, Naked, Gay Guy"

You can thank CBS for bringing together two things you probably haven't thought about in nearly a decade: Survivor and Surly Former Second Baseman Jeff Kent™. The show has already filmed, and Kent is back from the Philippines, but since it doesn't premier until next week Kent can't talk about what went down, or how… » 9/14/12 2:40pm 9/14/12 2:40pm

Is Former Giants Second Baseman Jeff Kent Going To Be On Survivor?

If you've been walking around all day thinking that nobody in America cares about Survivor (now in its 24th season!) anymore, and that there couldn't possibly exist a frighteningly thorough fan site dedicated to the show, you'd be dead wrong. » 6/21/12 12:32pm 6/21/12 12:32pm

Jimmy Johnson To Make Tropical Paradise Hell For Other People On …

Perhaps confident that ExtenZe All-Natural Male Enhancement tablets can sell themselves, Johnson is exiling himself to Nicaragua for the next season of Survivor. » 7/21/10 10:50am 7/21/10 10:50am