Here, just an incredible find from @uniformcritic, a wonderful Twitter follow chronicling baseball history and fashion. It's a Houston Astros gameday program from the 1960s:

Yes, that's an Astro dosing a baby bear rather than nursing it.

It was a strange time, and apparently a particularly strange place: @uniformcritic dug up some other contemporary Astros programs:

Wonderful stuff. No one respects their craft anymore.