Your loss, Portland: Darius Miles wants to show the Blazers he can still play some hoops. This won't help.[Blaze Of Love]

Screw Neiman Marcus: Eagles fans don't need your fancy end zone painting skills. Or a healthy front lawn. [The 700 Level]

Refresh my memory: Brian Sipe is back! As far as I'm concerned, he never left. [Rumors and Rants]

Or bust: Who has had the most embarrassing NBA career? That's like asking, "who is the shortest of the Seven Dwarfs?"
[Be The Three]

Stupid Human Tricks: Ricky Henderson and Jim Rice team up for a Letterman Top 10 list. Rickey doesn't do cue cards. [Sox and Dawgs]