"Now I Know What Chicks Feel Like," Tim Lincecum Responds After Being "Hit In The Fucking Face With A Fucking Cork"

It's standard to see baseball players celebrating a playoff win adorning scuba masks or swim goggles while spraying various beverages around the clubhouse. You know, because that stuff can mess your eyes up. Even worse, an errant champagne cork might find its way toward your face, as appears happened in Tim Lincecum's case this afternoon after the Giants won Game 5 against the Reds. The Freak let a TBS audience know such in colorful language the network might wish he hadn't used. (Barry Zito appears to be the culprit.) Lincecum also observed, "Now I know what chicks feel like." [TBS]