A Different Kind Of White Sox

Leitch|published: Tue 23rd August, 11:26 2005

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Wondering why the White Sox have been playing so poorly lately? It's the panties. Perhaps we should elucidate. Apparently, ChiSox outfielder Timo Perez, to help end a slump, has been hanging "extra-large panties" around the clubhouse in an attempt to pull the team out of its tailspin.

"We had the 'Rally Panties' up today," [outfield Aaron] Rowand said. "A woman's undergarment a large undergarment was our rallying flag."

The White Sox won that game and were off to launder their white "socks" yesterday. For the record, we feel obliged at this point to direct you to these Christian panties, because it's our job to bring you the news.

Rally Panties [Chicago Tribune] Christian Panties [Jesus21]

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