A Peek Inside The Spiral Down To Madness

He's OK, he's OK. They're just giving him the day off, Jackie Rabbittson. They're just giving him the day off. Here, take some peanuts. I know how you like the peanuts. I don't, I don't know, Jackie Rabbittson. Maybe they think A-Rod's going to snap out of it today and Jeter just needs a rest. Here, have a sip of Pepsi.

Jackie Rabbittson, these seats are great! We may even get a home run ball. No, no I told you. They're giving him the day off, Jackie Rabbittson.

It sure is nice out today, Jackie Rabbittson.

h/t to Mick for the picture