A Perfectly Designed Killing Machine, The Phillie Phanatic Silently Stalks Its Prey

If you take nothing else from this insane week in sports, let it be the fact that the Phillie Phanatic was born in the Galapagos Islands. MLB has photos of the Philadelphia mascot furbirdthing "returning to his homeland" to terrify wildlife and hawk his book to local children. [ MLB.com via The700Level]