A Very Quick (And Cold) Way To Hurt Yourself

Islanders Army brings us this video from CSTV, which explains how the Cornell hockey team is using the first ever ice-skating treadmill. It's bizarre to even look at; do you have to store it in a freezer?

One thing is clear: If we used this thing, we would die within 30-45 seconds.

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