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Illustration for article titled A Very Special Edition Of The Engelb Vielma Tracker: Let Viable Man Single!
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The Engelb Vielma tracker is back, and this time it holds some excellent news for the utility infielder. When we left the 23-year-old last week, he had been sent down to Triple-A. But he was called back up to join Baltimore’s big-league club yesterday, and today—well, today, he got his first hit.


Time to celebrate with some anagrams of his full name, Engelb Stalin Vielma:

  • Single? Blame Tan Evil
  • Single Label: Vat Mine
  • El Batman Evil Single
  • A Bivalent Elm Single
  • Meatball Vine Single

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