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• Apolo Ohno, our most gloriously named athlete, qualifies for Olympics once again in speedskating.
• NBA: Finley, Spurs keep Timberwolves at bay, 90-88.
• Wisconsin beats Wisconsin-Milwaukee. A fierce rivalry, with a foundation of cheese.


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