What you missed while filling your Foosball table with water to play Foos-water polo ...
• NBA: Mark Cuban shoots TV, Elvis-style, as Kobe lights up Mavericks for 62 points in only three quarters.
• NHL: They're not booing; they're saying "Loooouuuuu!": Lamoriello is 1-0 as a head coach as Devils beat Rangers 3-1.
• You'll be sick of college football in about a week, but for now be delighted by Southern Mississippi's win in the New Orleans Bowl.