About Last Night...

While you were lubing up your chimney to allow Santa easy access...

• College Football: The Jayhawks take home the coveted Fort Worth Bowl trophy, beating Houston by a score of 42-13. It's probably the greatest accomplishment in Jayhawk athletic history, if you're only counting things that happened in the last week or so. • College Basketball: Morehead (which is what I want for Christmas, incidentally) State takes a savage beating at the hands of UConn, 129-61. UConn guard Rashad Anderson had 33, and six other guys finished in double figures for the Huskies. Damn. • NBA. Vince Carter goes for 51 as the Nets beat the Heat. "We're just trying to earn respect," said Vince. Hmm. Nope. Didn't work.

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