What you missed while perfecting your mime/ventriloquist act ...
• NBA: Grizzlies maul Kobe, beat Lakers 100-99.
• NHL: Jagr, Rangers rout Islanders, make world safe for democracy.
• College Football: Nebraska beats Michigan in something called the Mastercard Alamo Bowl. Sorry, but the whole concept makes any self-respecting Cornhusker or Wolverine fan feel like this.