About Last Night ...

What you missed while folding and ironing your socks (sad, really) ... • College Basketball: The Indiana University knocks off No. 7 Illinois at the real Assembly Hall, to the tune of this. (Ed.'s Note: The person who wrote this has been fired, and also killed). • NBA: Now you may reveal the fact that he has been your favorite player all along — Kirilenko triple-double leads Jazz past Raptors. • NHL: Devils win seventh straight as Brodeur climbs to fifth on all-time wins list, the significance of which will have to have explained to us later but we're sure we'll be impressed.