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About Last Night ...

What you missed while mushing from Nome to Fairbanks ...
• NHL Finals: Hurricanes prove that water beats oil, although it took %@*!$# long enough to do it.
• MLB: Extra! Read all about it! Big Unit, Yankees foiled by Phillies, Myers, 4-2! Hey mister, it costs fifty cents! Hey!
• World Cup: Generalisimo Francisco Franco is still dead, but Spain survives with 3-1 win over Tunisia.


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