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About Last Night

What you missed while using the leftover hamburger meat to make pants...

• MLB: Red Sox show White Sox that there they are the sock to beat in the AL, as they convincingly maul Chicago 7-2. David Ortiz moves ahead of Jim Thome in the home run/left-handed power-hitting-uncaged-monster race.
• MLB: Marlins and Dontrelle derail the Mets' National League thunder train, 7-3. How'd Jose Lima fair, you ask?
Yeah, not so good.
• MLB: Is Scott Elarton's tough love-dickhead routine starting to pay off? Royals trounce Blue Jays, Burnett 13-3 and continue to play basebal like, um, a professional baseball team. A good professional baseball team.

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