What you missed while making out with Calamity Jane ...
• Motor Sports: Denny Hamlin overcomes a black flag (is that like a red card?) to win Pennsylvania 500 at Pocono Raceway; and look ... a fight!
• MLB: Vernon Wells helps Blue Jays administer a good ol' country beating on Yankees, 13-5.
• Tennis: James Blake beats Andy Roddick to win RCA Championships, thus restoring our passion for tennis (not really).