About Last Night

What you missed while shoplifting eight giant red hot pickled sausages, stealing a doughnut truck and ramming a University of Wisconsin police car. Oh, and your name is Warren Whitelightning ... ( with video) • Holiday Bowl: One For The Thumb ... Texas steamrolls ASU 51-34 despite Mack Brown's goofy stepson. • NBA: Ray Allen's return to Seattle goes pretty much as expected ... Celtics 104, SuperSonics 96. • NHL: Joffrey Lupul controls gravity, space and time ... Flyers 4, Maple Leafs 1.