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What you missed while officially retiring these words and phrases ...
• College football: Tebpwned ... Michigan's 41-35 win over Florida in Capital One Bowl is considered a huge upset, which is why Lloyd Carr won't be coaching anymore.
• Tennis: Davenport victorious in return to tournament play in far-away land where it's already Thursday.
• NHL: Happy Feat ... Penguins win league's first outdoor game.


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