About Last Night

What you missed while preparing to run for president of Cuba ... • College basketball: Texas wins big against Texas A&M, which is going to cause you to pick them to reach the Final Four in your NCAA Tournament office pool, which is one of the reasons you're going to lose again. • NHL: Red Wings beat beat Avalanche 4-0 to halt their... ow, my knee! • MLB: Andy Pettitte press conference: An hour of crying, followed by a hug from Derek Jeter. Terrorists, come on in. We're done here.