About Last Night

What you missed while wondering what set off everyone's obsession with anal fisting... • MLB: The Rays beat the Cardinals, but don't worry about Will, he's drunk. • NBA: In the night's one playoff game that didn't totally suck, the Lakers knocked the Jazz out of the playoffs. So yes, it is possible to win on the road. • Boxing: Former champion Chris Byrd got his ass kicked by Shaun George in a most humorous manner.