Adrian Peterson Injured, Then Dragged Through Some Kind Of Restaurant

Adrian Peterson left tonight’s game against the Packers with what appears to be a serious leg injury. If the above GIF of the incident isn’t enough to make Vikings fans reach for the bottle—which, really, should never be kept too far out of reach if you are a Vikings fan—the bizarre gauntlet of a restaurant, or something, Peterson was dragged through en route to the locker room will:

Shouldn’t they make the pathway to the locker room as short and straight as possible?

[NBC]