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Adrian Peterson's "Injury" Was Swallowing His Chewing Tobacco

Players get shuffled around NFL injury reports all the time. Whether or not someone will play is of major interest to fans and fantasy football players, so injury reports are scrutinized. Last night, Adrian Peterson got downgraded to questionable in the Vikings injury report due to a mysterious illness. His illness? Peterson swallowed his dip and barfed a bunch.


The NFL’s explanation for Peterson’s illness is, naturally, since it involves barfing, brought to you by a major fast food chicken chain.


And here’s Vikings coach Mike Zimmer enjoying some dip on the field.


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