After Injury, Soccer Player Now Has Too Many Knees

This is the leg of Celtic winger Kris Commons, a few hours after being fouled in a Champions League win over Spartak Moscow that sent Celtic through to the round of 16. It has too many bumps in it.

For a bit of symmetry, it was Commons's leg that put Celtic on top with a penalty shot six minutes before getting kicked to hell. He tweeted out this photo last night with the cryptic comment "buzzin is a understatement," which is either about the thrill of victory or the pain meds.

[ Daily Star, h/t Michael]