Afternoon Blogdome: Brett Favre And His Plaque Of Lies

• Does that mean it no longer stays on the wall?: Written on the bottom of one Packer fan's giant, scary-looking Brett Favre commemorative plaque from the man himself: “Play somewhere else? It will never happen. This is where my family is. This is where my heart is. This is where I belong.” That's the vicodin talking. [ Randball] • He can't rape anybody if he's wearing pads: " The school district in Vermilion, OH must rule this week on whether or not to let one of their students play football this upcoming season. Simple decision really, either yes or no. Considering the 17-year old student is a god damned convicted sex-offender (!) their decision should take all of 5 minutes to make." [ The Sports Point] • Red Right 32 Wal-Mart: "The Western Carolina University Athletic Department today announced an exciting new aspect to Catamount Football this season - the “Armchair Coaching Series,” sponsored by Wal-Mart. This new feature will allow local fans the opportunity to put their creative football knowledge to use by creating their own play, with the chosen scheme to be used by the WCU coaches in a game." [ AppFan] • Sal Paolontonio will keep your boat people safe from pirates: "I was able to steer us around and pick up Vietnamese boat people at a time when they were being kidnapped for ransom by pirates. Well, not literally pirates, but guys who were on the high seas. Sometimes it would be oil tankers or somebody would pick them up and bring them back to the Vietnamese government and get paid for it." [ OnTheDL]