Afternoon Blogdome: I am Keith Hernandez, and I Approve This Message

• Keith "Smooth Operator" Hernandez saves himself from gaffe-ville: "While discussing how depressing the visiting bullpen in Houston is, Hernandez said, "They're caged, and they have lights over them. It's like they're in a concentration camp or something." Um . . . after a brief pause Hernandez quickly corrected himself: "Prison camp, prison camp," he said. [ Watchdog] • Fast cars, colder beer: Comprehensive preview of the Sunoco Red Cross Pennsylvania 500 (which began, oh, about three hours ago). [ Ridebuyer] • Ole Miss coach's daughter has a terrific name: Haven Nutt, welcome to our lives. [ SI.com] • Should've stuck to porn, golf coach lady: "Seven media conglomerates, including Warner Bros. and Sony, are seeking an unspecified amount of damages from the married mother of one who has served her alma mater as the face of the Spartans’ women’s golf program for the last 11 years." [ SPORTSbyBROOKS]