Afternoon Blogdome: I Made A Lot Of Mistakes, I Made A Lot Of Mistakes

•Drove to Chicago...: Chicago county commissioner and spastic Blackhawks fan, Mike Quigley, is happy the Detroit Red Wings will play in Wrigley Field this year, but he won't be cheering for them — not even a little bit: "He used red capital letters in the last line of his resolution to spell out a favorite chant he learned while growing up a Hawks fan ''in the second balcony in Chicago Stadium.'' The letters spelled out, "DETROIT SUCKS." [ Puck Daddy]

• Steelers' Super Bowl ring flaws are courtesy of angry Vikings fans?: "Jostens is based in Minneapolis. There's an NFL team in Minneapolis, in case you didn't know, that goes by the name Vikings. The ring in question commemorates Super Bowl IX, in which Pittsburgh bested the Vikings 16-6. Now we've got something." It's a (conspiracy) theory. [ PSAMP]

• Maria Sharapova is disgusting...: Ly rich, that is. The face of women's tennis earned $26 million last year according to Forbes. Serena was the second highest earning female athlete — $14 million. [ Down The Line]

• Welcome back, Mike Hampton: The Braves' oft-injured, ineffective pitcher says he's ready to come off the DL and rejoin his team. He has not pitched a meaningful game in 36 months. [ Sports Yenta]