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Out Any Time: Some Redskins fans got a nice treat after leaving the stadium on Monday night—a burned-out husk of smoldering metal that used to be their car. At least you can't forget where you parked. [DC Sports Blog]• Pitchers report when?: How much do you miss baseball? Enough to start dreaming about rookies who probably won't help your team next year? [Walk Off Walk] • What about downhill trampoline?: Glacier Surfing: When jumping into shark-infested coral reef waters just isn't insane enough. [Part Mule]

Look out, California Raisin Bowl: This is really good math, but why would anyone want every single ACC team to be bowl eligible? Isn't one bad enough? [Digital Head Butt] • All-Adequate Team: Meet college football coaches who have done just barely enough to not get fired this time. [Examiner]