Alabama: It's Not Like Where You Live

It's been more than a month since Alabama fans got into a deadly brawl during a football party; I was beginning to wonder what was going on.

From WJHG-TV7:

Hartford Police Chief Ben Berry said 52-year-old Timothy Fowler had held an Alabama football party on Friday and a fight broke out during a card game. Berry said Fowler apparently swung a flashlight at another man, who then punched Fowler's face in the front yard. Berry said alcohol may have been a factor.

At least this story didn't include the term "shotgun blasts," which are always fun at a party. Rammer Jammer Cock the Hammer.

And of course who could forget this?

WETUMPKA, Ala. — Three Prattville High School students and a Montgomery teenager have been charged with murder in a fatal shooting that apparently occurred after an argument over whether Wetumpka or Prattville has a better high school football team.

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