Alex Rodriguez Loves His Mounties

A-Rod got a little up close and personal with the Toronto police department last night and, as is his wont, he got a little handsy. Come on, Kate Hudson. Can't you control your man?

Here's how the Toronto Star described this incident:

Reaching the warning track, he lunged, but missed the ball, unintentionally groping the female police officer sitting against the stands – not once but twice. For the first time in years, Alex Rodriguez was cheered good-naturedly at the Rogers Centre.

Geez, man. Get a room. (There's a bunch of them right in the stadium even!) Of course, as fans of Alex's many dalliances remember well, Toronto has always been one of his preferred pick up spots. Hey, the man knows what he likes. (Hint: It involves maple syrup.)

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(*Yes, I know she's not a RCMP, but facts should not be obstacles to a headline.)