Alexander Ovechkin Should Lay Off The Dairy Products

• If not for himself, but for the reporters who cover him: "Then, looking down at the game's score sheet, he let three loud farts rip in less than a minute..." [ The 700 Level]

• Maria Sharapova returns!: And she's wearing some sort of willowy thing over her skirt. [ Down The Line!]

• I'm appalled "partial unbirthing" was ignored: It should have at least had a play-in game. [ With Leather]

• Seth Davis loves to talk about college basketball: He's just everywhere. [ College Hoops Journal]

• Chinese wrestling is intense: They bite. [ Sports Rubbish]