All Hail The Fourth Estate

We find it strange that "60 Minutes" second-place curmudgeon Mike Wallace has such a fascination with Dolphins stoner Ricky Williams, but apparently he does: He's in Dolphins camp this week for another round of interviews. Remember when you used to be scared when Mike Wallace came to interview you? Like, you were some corporate criminal ripping off investors, or taxpayers, or whoever? Now he interviews mediocre druggie running backs ... twice. Or, as coach Nick Saban might put it, Wallace is interviewing " mouse turds."

Williams, Wallace Reunite [Miami Herald]