An Actual Umpire Bump

• If you're a manager, it's best if the ump doesn't bump you. [ UmpBump] • Interviewing the national rock, paper, scissors champion. [ Red Sox Monster] • Could the Twins contend in the second half? [ Icy Hot Sensations] • What should Candace Parker's nickname be? [ So-Cal Sports Hub] • Now here's a team that's difficult not to root for. [ Food Court Lunch] • Serena Williams would love to vote for Barack Obama. But they're Jehovah's Witnesses. So they can't. [ The Meaningful Collateral] • Sidney Ponson, pitching in the Mets-Yankees series. Seriously. [ It Is High ... It Is Far]