An Astros Vendor Pooped Next To His Snow Cones

Astros fans: do not eat the yellow snow cones. They are not lemon. (The browns aren't chocolate either.)

NBC 2 in Houston aired a fan's cell phone video of a Minute Maid Park vendor bringing his tray of snow cones into a bathroom stall, setting them gently on the floor, and straight up taking a crap.

View the full video here. The fan's audible disgust is great.

He also gave a wonderfully blunt quote, in case you couldn't see exactly what was going down:

“I couldn’t believe what I was seeing. This guy is taking a dump. There’s no doubt about it."

The vendor, not an Astros employee but contracted by Aramark, was fired immediately.

Poor Reid Ryan. On his very first day as Astros president, this is what he was confronted with. I guess it sets the tone.

[ Click2Houston]