An Important Message From A Self-Described Chris Berman Lookalike

Presented without comment, via Craigslist:

Safe, very discrete, married, nice looking white road warrior from out of town looking for a safe well hung fellow married executive type for mutual j/o and oral play (no anal stuff or kissing - just good cock play). Am 6', 230, 53, with a thick 6.5 and big balls, Some say I look a bit like Chirs Berman of ESPN. Again — looking for fellow married. Some times I like a little chat and share pix about our wives but not necessary if not into that. I can play tonight after 10pm but prefer Thursday from 6am till 1pm. Appreciate a self-pix with response. I will check for mail off and on today but won't be able to spend much time responding till I get to the hotel around 10pm. Hosting at my hotel room MSP Airport Marriott near IKEA.

h/t Mister Scratch