Analyst: Cardinals Quit With "Poopy in their Pants" and "Skid Marks in Their Britches"

Former St. Louis Cardinals outfielder, and current team anaylst, Jack "The Ripper" Clark has grown tired with the home nine's lack of effort. He isn't content just to mention that they're "quitters," though. He gets all diagnosis-y with it.

Tony LaRussa, being Tony LaRussa, got all offended.

"I just don't feel like Jack has had the kind of spotless career where he can make judgments like that," La Russa said. "Whether it's our team, whether it's players, pitchers, whatever. I think that [quitting accusation] is real personal." [ MLB.com]

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