And Here's Our 2007 Jeter Card ... What The Fungus?

Here as you can see is the Topps 2007 Derek Jeter baseball card, complete with Mickey Mantle looking on in the dugout, and our commander in chief waving at the camera from the crowd, both of whom we totally believe were actually there (Topps would never use Photoshop). With such distractions, no wonder he struck out.

Topps actually printed it this way, and according to Sports Collectors Daily, has no plans to correct it. Making the card virtually worthless. Also, judging from Mantle's pose, we'd say he's in the hole, which means he's batting ... fifth? What? Come on, Torre, you're batting him behind Posada?

Mantle Active Again On 2007 Topps Jeter Card [Sports Collectors Daily, via Fark.com]