And Here's The Front Page Of Tomorrow's New York Post

Amazingly, Busted Coverage's ridiculous giant penis-wielding bachelorette story was completely true. This photo tells the tale: the daring lass staring down the determined Tahoe sheriff as Michael Jordan cautiously avoids a messy inflatable dong confrontation. Yay America.

So how are we holding up? Erin Andrews'd out? Big Ben'd out? Mutton'd out? I know; just hang in there and we'll all get through this temporary blitzkrieg of bottom-dwelling/hand-wringing together. This will pass. It always does.

Anyway, how about your WFC Philadelphia Philies? Let's hear it for J.A. Halladay and Pedro Lopez.

Lightning Barry Petchesky will join you this evening in case you get lonely and want to know what the hell else has been going on.

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