And If You Hate The Cardinals...

I'd like to help accommodate you, as well. Here's a clip of Scott Spiezio and David Eckstein that they might not be so proud of (courtesy of The Wade Blogs). Spiezio and Eckstein made an appearance on "She Spies," a show starring Natasha Henstridge that lasted about a week and a half on NBC... and their performances are sad, even for athletes. Even Joe Montana was better on SNL. He'll be upstairs masturbating.

And if that doesn't do it for you, there's always Spiezio's face to ridicule.

Scott Spezio & David Eckstein Star in She Spies [YouTube]