When I'm running ESPN8 some day — you know, after Simmons gets fired for chugging a few ZIMAs and telling Buddha to go fuck himself at the company Christmas party — I'll air nothing but professional athletes' car commercials. This A&L Motor Sales one starring Penguins Colby Armstrong, Max Talbot, Sergei Gonchar and Evgeni Malkin will play at the top of the hour, every hour.

Funny Pittsburgh Penguins Car Commercial, Airing On FSN HD