And The Wind Cried St. Mary's

Take that, teabaggers: St. Mary's proved its Top 25 mettle by jizz-bombing the San Francisco Fightin' Whatevertheyarecalleds, 76-51. Yusef Smith scored 15 points off the bench for St. Mary's. Eddie Sutton apparently had an accident on the sidelines and is still trying to adjust to a more provincial life that forbids him from hopping in his car with a bottle of Wild Turkey and trying to see how many mailboxes he can run over.