Angel Pagan Was Busy Taking A Shit When He Was Due Up To Bat
"Apparently Pagan 'felt a rumble at the end of the fourth' and ended up spending a significant portion of the fifth shitting, while his coach screamed his name from the dugout in vain." [ NYDN, via Gawker]
Previously: Sportswriters Struggle With Turns Of Phrase For Franklin Gutierrez's Spastic Pooping
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