Apartheid? More like Aparth-tied

• If your South African netball team achieves racial balance, you start out with six points. [ Doberman on the Diamond] • Bobby Cox's eventual ejection record has steroids written all over it. [ Log's Blog] • A written transcript of what you might've heard if you watched last night's Redskins game with Unsilent Majority. [ Kissing Suzy Kolber] • High and deep, that hot dog has got a chance, it's OUTTA here. [ The 700 Level] • John Daly brand wine. Hey, sure. [ Sports by Brooks] • Purdue's coach isn't a fan of violent kickoff returns. [ Bad Idea Blue Jeans] • Eventually, in baseball we'll see... [ Bugs and Cranks] • Washington football players: "Dear God, no more Ovaltine, please!" [ Sox & Dawgs] • That piano sure is a baaaad mezzo forte. [ With Leather]