Arizona Police Sketch Looks Exactly Like Dan Snyder

According to AZ Central, Tempe police are looking for the person depicted in this police sketch who is alleged to have broken into a 19-year-old woman's home and sexually assaulted her while she was asleep. He bears an uncanny resemblance to Dan Snyder.

The woman woke up and chased him out of the house and called police, but they have not been able to find the suspect, who was described as a "[w]hite male, about 6 feet tall with a heavy build and short, brown hair" and "wearing a black shirt, black pants and eyeglasses."

The similarities (aside from the height) are otherworldly. The beady eyes, the lying mouth and the probably-fake-because-he-thinks-it-makes-him-look-smart glasses, are all right on the nose.

h/t Zach

[ AZ Central]