"Ass Ranger" To "Zoomies": The Complete List Of Things College Athletes Can't Say On Social Media

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This is the master spreadsheet for trigger words that UDiligence, a social-media monitoring service, provides to all its client universities. (We obtained the spreadsheet from LSU through an open records request.). In an email to LSU's compliance director, Kevin Long, UDiligence's CEO, explained that the company classifies words with a score of 1 as "lowest risk," 2 as "medium risk," and 3 as "high risk." (Schools are also allowed to give UDiligence their own trigger words.)

Profanity	Score	Definition
Ass	1	Slang for someone's rear-end.
assclown	1	Slang for describing someone who doesn't realize they have made an ass out of themselves while trying to do something.
asshat	1	Slang for someone who has their head up their ass.
Bitch	1	Slang for woman you don't like.
bull shit	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
bullshit	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
caca	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; refers to feces.
Cunt	3	Offensive slang for woman you don't like.
Damn	1	Slightly worse than "darn"
dog shit	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
dogshit	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
douche	2	Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
douchebag	2	Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
eff U	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
eff you	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
effing	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
f'ing	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fing	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
Fuck	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
Fucked	3	Slightly worse than "screwed" or" hosed"
Fucker	3	Slang for someone who upset you for some reason
fuckin	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckin'a	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckina	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucking	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckinga	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckna	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucktard	3	Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
fucku	3	Slightly worse than "screw you".
fukin'a	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukina	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuking	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukna	3	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuku	3	Slightly worse than "screw you".
horse shit	1	Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
kunt	3	Offensive slang for woman you don't like.
motherfucker	3	Slang for describing someone you don't like.
Piss	1	Slang for urination.
pisses	1	Slang for urination.
pissing	1	Slang for urinating.
shit	1	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
Shit head	1	Slang for describing someone you don't like.
Shitface	1	Slang for describing someone you don't like.
shits	1	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
shitty	1	Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
Racial	Score	Definition
arian	1	Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
arian brotherhood	2	Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
bletto	3	Slang for black & ghetto.
burn a cross	3	Hate crime often associated with a threat from the Ku Klux Klan.
clan	3	Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
coon	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
cracker	1	Offensive slang describing white people.
gook	2	Offensive slang describing Asians.
gouk	2	Offensive slang describing Asians.
jap	2	Offensive slang describing Japanese; or, can be an acronym for Jewish American Princess, referring to young, spoiled Jewish female.
jewbag	2	Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
kike	3	Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
KKK	3	Acronym for the Ku Klux Klan, a hate group dedicated white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
Klan	3	Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kracker	1	Offensive slang describing white people.
Ku Klux Klan	3	Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kyke	3	Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
monkey	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nazi	3	Hate group often associated with white supremacy; or the Hitler's political party responsible for the extermination of Jews and other minorities during WWII.
negro	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
ngro	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nig	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
niger	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nigga	3	Slang often used by African-Americans to describe other African-Americans who are their friends.
nigger	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
racist	1	Term describing someone who exhibits intollerance toward other races.
redneck	1	Term describing someone who is uneducated and exhibits intollerance toward other races.
sand nigga	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sand nigger	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigga	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigger	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
slant	2	Offensive slang describing Asians.
slicks	2	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
slope	2	Offensive slang describing Asians.
spear chucker	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spearchucker	3	Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spic	3	Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spick	3	Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spik	3	Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
towel head	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
towelhead	3	Offensive slang describing Arabs.
wigger	3	Slang for a caucasian male trying to immulate African American hip hop culture by embracing bling fashion and thug lifestyle.
zipper	3	Offensive slang describing Asians.
zips	3	Offensive slang describing Asians.
Violence	Score	Definition
45 caliber	3	Type of sidearm.
9 mil	3	Type of sidearm.
9 mm	3	Type of sidearm.
AK	3	Type of automatic rifle.
Ak-47	3	Type of automatic rifle.
ammo	3	Short for ammunition.
ammunition	2	Metal projectiles expelled from weapons.
AR-15	3	Type of automatic weapon.
automatic pistol	3	Type of sidearm.
automatic rifle	3	Type of rifle.
bell tower	3	Location on college campus where snipers have gone to shoot people from a high vantage point.
bio attack	3	Short for biological weapon attack.
blow-up	2	Slang for explosion.
body armor	1	A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
bomb	3	Explosive device.
bomber	3	Someone who uses an explosive device.
bombing	3	When someone uses an explosive device to cause damage.
bombs	3	Explosive device.
bullet proof vest	2	A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
bullets	2	Metal projectiles expelled from weapons.
busted	1	Slang for being caught by the police.
clip	1	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
clips	1	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
columbine	2	Location of massive school shooting in the mid-1990's.
explode	3	When something blows-up.
exploshun	3	When something blows-up.
explosion	3	When something blows-up.
five-0	2	Slang code for police.
Five-O	2	Slang code for police.
fiveo	2	Slang code for police.
gang rape	3	Sexual assualt committed by multiple people at the same time on the same victim.
gangsta	1	Slang for a gang member.
gangster	1	Slang for a gang member.
gas mask	2	Protective device worn to keep from inhaling toxic gases.
glock	3	Type of sidearm.
going postal	3	Slang for going on a shooting spree in a croweded place.
gun	3	Type of weapon.
guns	3	Multiple weapons.
hand gun	3	Type of weapon.
handgun	3	Type of weapon.
hitman	2	Assassin
hollow point	3	Type of ammunition that can puncture armor.
kevlar	3	A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
kill	3	To take a life.
kill myself	3	To commit suicide.
kill yourself	3	To commit suicide.
kleebold	2	One of the shooters at the tragic Columbine High School massacre.
M-16	3	Type of automatic weapon.
mag	1	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
magazine	1	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
magazines	2	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
mags	1	Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
malitoff cocktail	3	Homemade weapon consisting of a container filled with flamable liquid and a rag stuffed in it to act as a fuse.
muertoing	3	Spanglish slang for killing someone.
nine	3	Type of sidearm.
nine mil	3	Type of sidearm.
nuclear	3	Weapon of mass destruction.
nuclear attack	3	When a nuclear weapon is used.
nuke	3	Slang for nuclear weapon.
pistol	3	Type of sidearm.
rifle	2	Type of weapon.
sawed off	3	Type of weapon.
school shooting	3	When somene starts shooting at a school.
shells	2	Ammunition casings that have been fired.
shoot	2	The act of discharging a weapon.
shooters	2	Slang for description of those who fired weapons.
shot	2	The act of discharging a weapon; OR 1 ounce drinks of hard alcohol.
shot gun	3	Type of weapon.
shotgun	3	Type of weapon.
shots	1	The act of discharging a weapon; OR 1 ounce drinks of hard alcohol.
sniper	2	Person who uses a rifle and shoots people from a hidden and usually elevated position.
stinger	3	Type of missile.
ten guage	3	Type of weapon.
uzi	3	Type of automatic weapon.
vest	2	A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
x-plode	3	When something blows-up.
x-ploshun	3	When something blows-up.
xplode	3	When something blows-up.
xploshun	3	When something blows-up.
xplosion	3	When something blows-up.
Alcohol	Score	Definition
40	1	Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
alcohol	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
Ale	1	Type of beer usually found in pubs.
Amstel Light	1	Brand of imported beer.
Bartles & James	1	Brand of wine cooler favored by female college students.
Bartles and James	1	Brand of wine cooler favored by female college students.
Becks	1	Brand of imported beer.
Beer	3	Type of alcohol.
beer bong	3	Binge drinking device made from kitchen funnel, some hose and a clamp.
Blatz	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
blitzed	3	Slang for being drunk.
body shot	3	Pouring hard alcohol into a woman's navel and having a male suck it out; or, pouring a shot of hard alcohol from a woman's neck between her breasts and into the mouth of a male who is looking up from her navel.
body shots	3	Pouring hard alcohol into a woman's navel and having a male suck it out; or, pouring a shot of hard alcohol from a woman's neck between her breasts and into the mouth of a male who is looking up from her navel.
Bombay Saphire	1	Brand of gin.
Bombay Sapphire	1	Brand of gin.
bombed	3	Slang for being drunk.
booze	1	Slang for alcohol.
Bud	1	Brand of domestic beer.
Bud light	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bud lite	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Budweiser	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Busch	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Busch Light	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Busch lite	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bush Lit	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bush Lite	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
buzzed	3	Slang for being drunk.
Captain Morgan	2	Type of spiced rum.
Chivas	2	Type of alcohol.
cocktail	2	Slang an alcoholic drink.
Colt 45	3	Brand of malt liquor.
Coors	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Coors Light	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Coors Lite	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Corona	2	Brand of imported beer.
Cristal	3	Brand of high-end champaign favored by rock stars and athletes.
Crown Royal	2	Brand of whiskey.
drinking	2	Consuming alcohol.
drunk	3	The state of having had too much alochol.
drunk driving	3	Illegal and stupid act of driving after drinking too much alcohol.
DUI	3	Citation issued by police for the illegal and stupid act of driving after drinking too much alcohol.
Everclear	3	Brand of grain alcohol often used in hunch punch, harry buffaloes and trash can punch.
four 0	1	Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four locko	3	Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students.
four loko	3	Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students.
four O	1	Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four-O	1	Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four-O	1	Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
gin	1	Type of alcohol used in various drinks including martinis.
grain alcohol	3	Type if alcohol that is 190 proof and often used to make fruity drinks at college parties.
Grey Goose	2	Brand of imported Vodka.
Guinness	1	Brand of imported beer.
Hamm's	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns, mostly in the Midwest.
Hamms	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Harps	1	Brand of imported beer.
harry buffalo	3	Mixture of many types of alcohol and fruit drinks often found at college parties.
Heineken	1	Brand of imported beer.
Jack daniels	2	Brand of whiskey.
jello shooters	1	Mixture of alcohol and jello in bathroom dixie cups, often seen at college bars and parties.
jello shots	1	Mixture of alcohol and jello in bathroom dixie cups, often seen at college bars and parties.
Jeremiah Weed	3	Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
Jim Beam	2	Brand of whiskey.
Johnny walker	2	Brand of scotch.
keg	2	Large beer dispensing container commonly found at college parties where drinks are often served in red Solo cups in an effort to disguise underage drinking.
kegger	3	Slang for college party where beer is served from kegs.
keggers	3	Slang for college parties where beer is served from kegs.
kegs	2	Large beer dispensing containers commonly found at college parties where drinks are often served in red Solo cups in an effort to disguise underage drinking.
Kettle one	1	Brand of vodka.
Keystone	3	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Keystone Light	3	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Keystone Lite	3	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Killian's Red	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Lite	3	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
malt liquor	2	Type of alcohol.
margarita	2	Fruity alcohol drink often served at Mexican restuarants.
martini	2	Drink made by shaking or stirring multiple types of alcohol.
Meister Brau	3	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks.
Mich Light	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Mich Lite	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob Light	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob Lite	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Miller	2	Brand of domestic beer.
Miller Lite	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Milwaukee's Best	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks. Often referred to as "TheBeast".
Milwaukee's Best Light	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks. Often referred to as "TheBeast".
Old Style	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns, mostly in the greater Chicago area.
Olde English	1	Brand of malt liqour, sometimes referred to as 8 ball.
Pabst	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
party	2	Event where people celebrate something, often with alcohol when in college.
Patron	2	Brand of imported tequilla.
PBR	2	Brand of domestic beer favored by blue collar workers at local taverns, and found in the fridges at Facebook headquarters.
plowed	3	Slang for being drunk.
popped	3	Slang for being drunk.
rum	2	Type of alcohol of used in fruity drinks.
Sam Adams	1	Brand of domestic beer favored by those with a more sophisticated palate.
schnapps	2	Type of alcohol often used in fruity drinks.
schooner	1	Type of drinking glass which holds at least 64 ounces of beer and usually used for drink specials at college bars.
scotch	3	Type of alcohol mostly consumed by refined older men.
screwdriver	3	Drink made by mixing vodka and orange juice.
Shit faced	3	Slang for being drunk.
shitfaced	3	Slang for being drunk.
Sierra Nevada	1	Brand of domestic beer favored by those with a more sophisticated palate.
tap	1	Device used to let beer flow from a keg.
Tecate	2	Brand of imported beer.
tequilla	3	Type of alcohol.
The Beast	2	Slang for Milwaukee's Best brand of beer.
vodka	3	Type of alcohol.
weed n water	3	Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
weed-n-water	3	Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
weednwater	3	Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
whiskey	3	Type of alcohol.
wine	2	Type of alcohol.
wine cooler	3	Mixture of wine and fruit juice.
Woodchuck cider	1	Brand of fermented high alcohol content drink with a apple cidery taste.
Yukon Jack	2	Type of alcohol.
Drugs	Score	Definition
8 ball	3	Slang for 3.5 grams of either meth or cocaine; OR slang for Olde English brand of malt liquor.
amphetamine	3	Illicit drug also called speed and many other street names. It is used as a stimulant.
blunt	3	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
blunts	3	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
Bong	3	Device many people use to mix marijuana and water while smoking it.
chronic	3	Slang for high quality marijuana.
Cocaine	3	Drug made from the coca plant that is commonly found in white powder form, but can also be injected as a liquid or smoked in a pipe.
Coked	3	Slang for someone who is high on cocaine.
crack	2	The most potent form of cocaine that can be put into a pipe and smoked. It is highly addictive and destructive to the body.
crack cocaine	3	The most potent form of cocaine that can be put into a pipe and smoked. It is highly addictive and destructive to the body.
crank	3	Slang for low quality methamphetamine.
cronic	3	Slang for high quality marijuana.
cronick	3	Slang for high quality marijuana.
Crunk	3	Slang for being high and drunk at the same time.
Crunked	3	Slang for being high and drunk at the same time.
crystal	3	Slang for methamphetamine.
diddy	3	Slang for heroin.
doob	3	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
doobie	3	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
downer	1	Drugs that make you feel like you are drunk.
Drugs	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
Ecstasy	3	A psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
eight ball	3	Slang for 3.5 grams of either meth or cocaine; OR slang for Olde English brand of malt liquor.
Ex	3	Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
Exstacy	3	Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
freebase	3	Smoking crack cocaine.
Ganja	3	Slang for marijuana.
hash	3	Slang for marijuana.
hashish	3	Slang for marijuana.
Herb	3	Slang for marijuana.
heroin	3	Really, do you need a definition for this?
hypodermic	3	Needle used to inject drugs into your veins.
ice	2	Slang for methamphetamine.
inject	2	Act of inserting drugs into your veins.
joint	2	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
juiced	3	Slang for having used steroids.
juicer	3	Slang for someone who uses steroids.
juicing	3	Slang for using steroids.
kronic	3	Slang for high quality marijuana.
lines	3	Slang for cocaine or other drugs cut with a razor blade on a hard surface before snorting through your nose.
ludes	3	Slang for qualludes.
Marijuana	3	Really, do you need a definition for this?
meth	3	Really, do you need a definition for this?
mr brownstone	3	Slang for heroin.
needle	2	Metal at the end of a syringe used for instering drugs into your veins.
pills	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
Pot	3	Slang for marijuana.
reds	1	Slang for amphetamines.
ripped	1	Result of using steroids.
ripped out	3	Result of using steroids.
roach	3	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
Schrooms	3	Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
Shrooms	3	Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
smack	3	Slang for heroin.
snort lines	3	Breathing in illicit drugs that have been cut with a razor blade on a hard surface.
speed	1	Slang for amphetamines.
steroids	3	Illicit drugs used by athletes to build muscles.
Stoned	3	Being high.
Stoner	3	Person who gets high.
take a hit	1	When someone takes a turn pulling off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
toke	2	The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
tokes	2	The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
toking	2	The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
trees	2	Slang for marijuana cigarette.
upper	3	Stimulant like speed or methamphetamines.
weed	3	Slang for marijuana; OR Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
Whippets	3	Getting high from the nitrous oxide in whip cream cans.
Whippits	3	Getting high from the nitrous oxide in whip cream cans.
X	3	Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
zoomies	3	Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
Sex	Score	Definition
69	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
anal sex	3	Sexual intercourse using the anus.
ass fuck	3	Sexual intercourse using the anus.
ass pirate	3	Slang for a homosexual.
ass ranger	3	Slang for a homosexual.
ass rape	3	Slang for sexual assault of the anus.
ass sex	3	Sexual intercourse using the anus.
b-j	1	Abbreviation for oral sex.
banged	1	Slang for having sex with someone.
BJ	1	Abbreviation for oral sex.
blast a moose	3	Having sexual intercourse with an overweight female.
blow job	1	Slang fo oral sex.
blow me	1	Slang frequently used to tell someone to get lost.
boner	1	Slang for erection.
boner shock	3	Slang for losing an erection during sexual intercourse.
bonner	1	Slang for erection.
Boobs	1	Slang for breasts.
booty	1	Slang for rear end.
booty call	1	Slang for phone call made late at night to someone you think will have sex with you.
bootylicious	1	Slang for rear end.
Breasts	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
bust a nut	3	Slang for male ejaculation.
butt pirate	3	Slang for a homosexual.
camel toe	1	Slang for when a woman wears pants that are extremely tight enabling her vagina to bulge to show in the crotch area.
carpet muncher	3	Slang for lesbian.
cochie	2	Slang for vagina.
Cock	3	Slang for penis.
cock sucker	3	Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
cock tease	3	Slang for someone who leads you on like they want sex, but then always says no at the last minute.
Cocksucker	3	Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
coochie	2	Slang for vagina.
cum	2	Slang for semen.
dick	1	Slang for penis.
Dickhead	1	Slang for penis.
dike	3	Slang for lesbian.
dildo	3	Slang for sexual aid shaped like a penis.
Dong	3	Slang for penis.
dyke	3	Slang for lesbian.
eating at the Y	3	Slang for giving a female oral sex.
eiffel tower	3	Sexual position where two males are facing each other with a female bent over in between. She is giving one oral sex while engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with the second. The two men are facing each other.
Fag	3	Slang for a homosexual.
fag hag	3	Slang term for female friend who hangs out with homosexual men.
faggit	3	Slang for a homosexual.
faggot	3	Slang for a homosexual.
fagit	3	Slang for a homosexual.
fagot	3	Slang for a homosexual.
fap	3	Slang for materbating.
fudgepacker	3	Slang for a homosexual.
fun bags	1	Slang for breasts.
G string	1	Type of female undergarment.
g-string	1	Type of female undergarment.
gay	3	Slang for homosexual — can be offensive to homosexuals if used in a derogatory manner.
Gazongas	3	Slang for breasts.
Get Head	3	Slang for receiving oral sex.
Give Head	3	Slang for giving oral sex.
Glory Hole	3	Hole in a wall in which the penis is inserted for sexual activity annonymously.
golden shower	3	Slang for urinating on someone for sexual gratification.
H-Clap	3	Sexual position where two males are facing each other with a female bent over in between. She is giving one oral sex while engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with the second. The two men, facing each other, are giving each other a high-five.
hag	1	Slang for prostitute.
hershey highway	3	Slang for anus.
ho	3	Slang for prostitute.
ho's	3	Slang for prostitutes.
hochie	2	Slang for a promiscuous female.
homo	3	Slang for a homosexual.
Homosexual	3	Person who is sexually attracted to others of the same sex.
hoochie	2	Slang for a promiscuous female.
hooker	3	Slang for prostitute.
hooker breath	3	Slang for the smell of your breath after performing oral sex on a prostitute.
horny	1	Longing for sexual intercourse.
hos	3	Slang for prostitutes.
hose beast	3	Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
hose monster	3	Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
japfapper	3	Slang for someone who prefers Asian sexual partners.
kochie	2	Slang for vagina.
koochie	2	Slang for vagina.
kum	2	Slang for semen.
Lesbian	3	Woman who is sexually attracted to other women.
lesbo	3	Slang for lesbian.
nipple	1	The tip of breasts.
nipples	1	The tip of breasts.
nipples	1	The tip of breasts.
nipps	1	The tip of breasts.
nips	1	The tip of breasts.
no-homo	2	Slang commonly used when a male posts something online anticipating a response, but doesn't want anyone to think he is gay, and that he does not want responses from homosexuals.
nohomo	2	Slang commonly used when a male posts something online anticipating a response, but doesn't want anyone to think he is gay, and that he does not want responses from homosexuals.
oral sex	3	Really, do you need a definition for this?
Panties	1	Type of female undergarment.
pearl necklace	3	When a male ejaculates onto a female's neck after oral or breast sex.
Penis	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
pimp	1	The boss of a group of prostitutes.
pimps	1	The boss of a group of prostitutes.
pop da cherry	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity.
pop da cork	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
pop the cherry	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity.
pop the cork	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
popping da cherry	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity.
popping da cork	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
popping the cherry	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity.
popping the cork	3	Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
porno	1	Movie the shows explicity sexual content.
pornographic	1	Explicit sexual content.
Prick	1	Slang for penis.
prostitute	3	Someone who has sex for money.
pull a train	3	When multiple males have sex with the same person one after another, usually from behind.
punta	3	Spanish slang for butt.
Pussy	3	Slang for vagina; or slang for wimp.
puta	3	Spanish slang for whore or prostitute.
queen	3	Slang for a male homosexual.
Queer	3	Slang term for a homosexual.
Rape	3	Sexual assault by inserting something unwanted into someone's anus or vagina.
raping	3	Sexual assault by inserting something unwanted into someone's anus or vagina.
santorum	3	Slang for frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that occurs during anal intercourse.
screw	1	Slang for sexual intercourse.
screwed	1	Slang for sexual intercourse.
scrotum	3	Skin sack which surrounds a man's testicles.
sex	1	Really, do you need a definition for this?
sex nine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sexty nine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
shocker	3	Slang for inserting two fingers into the vagina and one into the anus at the same time.
shot my wad	2	Slang for male ejaculation.
shot your wad	2	Slang for male ejaculation.
six nine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sixty nine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sixtynine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
skank	3	Slang for prostitute.
sloppy seconds	3	Slang for being the second person to have sex with a person in a short amount of time.
slut	2	Slang for a promiscuous person; or a common, but offensive term of endearment among female friends.
slutty	2	Slang for acting promiscuous.
snatch	3	Slang for vagina.
sodomy	3	Inserting foreign objects into the anus.
spidaman	3	Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spider-man	3	Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spiderman	3	Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spooge	3	Slang for semen.
spuge	3	Slang for semen.
squish	3	Slang for oral sex.
strip	1	To take one's clothes off.
stripper	1	Someone who takes their clothes off for money.
sxty nine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sxtynine	3	Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
t bager	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t bagger	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bag	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
t-bager	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bagger	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bagging	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tap dat	2	Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tap that	2	Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tapped dat	2	Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tapped that	2	Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tbag	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tbager	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
tbagging	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tea bag	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tea bagging	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
teabag	3	Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
teabagger	3	Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
thong	1	Type of female undergarment.
tit	3	Slang for breasts.
tits	3	Slang for breasts.
tittie fuck	3	Slang for sexual intercourse between female breasts.
titties	3	Slang for breasts.
titty fuck	3	Slang for sexual intercourse between female breasts.
turd burglar	3	Slang for a homosexual.
turd burgler	3	Slang for a homosexual.
turdburglar	3	Slang for a homosexual.
turdburgler	3	Slang for a homosexual.
twat	3	Slang for vagina.
whore	3	Slang for prostitute.
Text acronyms	Score	Definition
50	2	Police
420	3	Code for Marijuana
4Q	3	Fuck You
AFT	3	About Fucking Time
AMF	3	Adios Mother Fucker
ASAFP	3	As Soon As Fucking Possible
BAMF	3	Bad Ass Mother Fucker
BFD	3	Big Fucking Deal
BTFO	3	Back The Fuck Off
BTYCL	2	Bootycall
BYOB	1	Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze/Beer
CBF	3	Can't Be Fucked
CBJ	3	Covered Blow Job
FAH	3	Fucking Ass Hot
FHM	3	Fucking Hot Mess
FML	3	Fuck my Life
FMLTWIA	3	Fuck Me Like the Whore I Am
FMUTA	3	Fuck Me Up the Ass
FNG	3	Fucking New Guy
FSU	3	Fucked Shit Up
FU	3	Fuck You
FU2	3	Fuck You Too
FUBAR	3	Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB	3	Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUITA	3	Fuck You in the Ass
FUM	3	Fucked Up Mess
GFY	2	Go Fuck Yourself
GNOC	1	Get Naked on Camera
GOMFA	3	Get Off My Fucking Ass
GTFO	2	Get the Fuck Out
GTFOOH	2	Get the Fuck Out of Here
IDGAF	3	I Don't Give A Fuck
IFU	3	I Fucked Up
IWFU	3	I Wanna Fuck You
JFC	3	Jesus Fucking Christ
JFH	3	Just Fuck Her/Him
LF	2	Let's Fuck
LMAO	1	Laughing My Ass Off
LMBAO	1	Laughing My Black Ass Off
LMFAO	2	Laughing my Fucking Ass Off
MF	3	Mother Fucker
MILF	2	Mom I'd Like to Fuck
MPFB	3	My Personal Fuck Buddy
MSB	3	My Sexy Bitch
NFC	1	No Fucking Chance
NFF	1	Not Fucking Fair
NFI	1	No Fucking Idea
NFW	1	No Fucking Way
PFT	1	Pretty Fucking Tight
QFT	3	Quit Fucking Talking
QFTAFMA	3	Quit Fucking Talking and Fuck Me Already
QYB	1	Quit Your Bitching
RUFKM	2	Are You Fucking Kidding Me
RYO	3	Roll Your Own (joint)
SIUP	3	Suck it Up Pussy
SMC	3	Suck My Cock
SMYA	1	Show Me Your Ass
SMYC	3	Show Me Your Cock
SMYD	3	Show Me Your Dick
SMYT	3	Show Me Your Tits
STFU	3	Shut the Fuck Up
UFB	1	Un Fucking Believable
URAB	2	You Are a Bitch
URSAB	2	You Are Such A Bitch
USB	2	You Sexy Bitch
WAFB	2	What a Fucking Bitch
WAFHM	2	What a Fucking Hot Mess
WAFM	2	What a Fucking Mess
WTF	3	What the Fuc?
WTFU	1	What the Fuck Up; OR Wake the Fuck Up
WYFM	3	Would You Fuck Me?
XTC	3	Ecstacy (drug)
YBF	2	You've Been Fucked

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