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"Ass Ranger" To "Zoomies": The Complete List Of Things College Athletes Can't Say On Social Media

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"Ass Ranger" To "Zoomies": The Complete List Of Things College Athletes Can't Say On Social MediaFor much more about companies that monitor college athletes on social media, read our main story.

This is the master spreadsheet for trigger words that UDiligence, a social-media monitoring service, provides to all its client universities. (We obtained the spreadsheet from LSU through an open records request.). In an email to LSU's compliance director, Kevin Long, UDiligence's CEO, explained that the company classifies words with a score of 1 as "lowest risk," 2 as "medium risk," and 3 as "high risk." (Schools are also allowed to give UDiligence their own trigger words.)

ProfanityScoreDefinition
Ass1Slang for someone's rear-end.
assclown1Slang for describing someone who doesn't realize they have made an ass out of themselves while trying to do something.
asshat1Slang for someone who has their head up their ass.
Bitch1Slang for woman you don't like.
bull shit1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
bullshit1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
caca1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; refers to feces.
Cunt3Offensive slang for woman you don't like.
Damn1Slightly worse than "darn"
dog shit1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
dogshit1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
douche2Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
douchebag2Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
eff U3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
eff you3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
effing3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
f'ing3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fing3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
Fuck3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
Fucked3Slightly worse than "screwed" or" hosed"
Fucker3Slang for someone who upset you for some reason
fuckin3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckin'a3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckina3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucking3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckinga3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuckna3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fucktard3Slang for describing someone you consider to be an idiot.
fucku3Slightly worse than "screw you".
fukin'a3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukina3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuking3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fukna3Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger.
fuku3Slightly worse than "screw you".
horse shit1Slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair.
kunt3Offensive slang for woman you don't like.
motherfucker3Slang for describing someone you don't like.
Piss1Slang for urination.
pisses1Slang for urination.
pissing1Slang for urinating.
shit1Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
Shit head1Slang for describing someone you don't like.
Shitface1Slang for describing someone you don't like.
shits1Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
shitty1Slang for describing: amazement, shock, surprise, or anger; OR slang for something you don't agree with or think is unfair; OR refers to feces.
RacialScoreDefinition
arian1Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
arian brotherhood2Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
bletto3Slang for black & ghetto.
burn a cross3Hate crime often associated with a threat from the Ku Klux Klan.
clan3Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
coon3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
cracker1Offensive slang describing white people.
gook2Offensive slang describing Asians.
gouk2Offensive slang describing Asians.
jap2Offensive slang describing Japanese; or, can be an acronym for Jewish American Princess, referring to young, spoiled Jewish female.
jewbag2Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
kike3Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
KKK3Acronym for the Ku Klux Klan, a hate group dedicated white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
Klan3Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kracker1Offensive slang describing white people.
Ku Klux Klan3Hate group dedicated to white supremacy and violence toward minorities.
kyke3Offensive slang describing Jewish person.
monkey3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nazi3Hate group often associated with white supremacy; or the Hitler's political party responsible for the extermination of Jews and other minorities during WWII.
negro3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
ngro3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nig3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
niger3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
nigga3Slang often used by African-Americans to describe other African-Americans who are their friends.
nigger3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
racist1Term describing someone who exhibits intollerance toward other races.
redneck1Term describing someone who is uneducated and exhibits intollerance toward other races.
sand nigga3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sand nigger3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigga3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
sandnigger3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
slant2Offensive slang describing Asians.
slicks2Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
slope2Offensive slang describing Asians.
spear chucker3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spearchucker3Offensive slang describing African-Americans.
spic3Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spick3Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
spik3Offensive slang describing Hispanics.
towel head3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
towelhead3Offensive slang describing Arabs.
wigger3Slang for a caucasian male trying to immulate African American hip hop culture by embracing bling fashion and thug lifestyle.
zipper3Offensive slang describing Asians.
zips3Offensive slang describing Asians.
ViolenceScoreDefinition
45 caliber3Type of sidearm.
9 mil3Type of sidearm.
9 mm3Type of sidearm.
AK3Type of automatic rifle.
Ak-473Type of automatic rifle.
ammo3Short for ammunition.
ammunition2Metal projectiles expelled from weapons.
AR-153Type of automatic weapon.
automatic pistol3Type of sidearm.
automatic rifle3Type of rifle.
bell tower3Location on college campus where snipers have gone to shoot people from a high vantage point.
bio attack3Short for biological weapon attack.
blow-up2Slang for explosion.
body armor1A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
bomb3Explosive device.
bomber3Someone who uses an explosive device.
bombing3When someone uses an explosive device to cause damage.
bombs3Explosive device.
bullet proof vest2A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
bullets2Metal projectiles expelled from weapons.
busted1Slang for being caught by the police.
clip1Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
clips1Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
columbine2Location of massive school shooting in the mid-1990's.
explode3When something blows-up.
exploshun3When something blows-up.
explosion3When something blows-up.
five-02Slang code for police.
Five-O2Slang code for police.
fiveo2Slang code for police.
gang rape3Sexual assualt committed by multiple people at the same time on the same victim.
gangsta1Slang for a gang member.
gangster1Slang for a gang member.
gas mask2Protective device worn to keep from inhaling toxic gases.
glock3Type of sidearm.
going postal3Slang for going on a shooting spree in a croweded place.
gun3Type of weapon.
guns3Multiple weapons.
hand gun3Type of weapon.
handgun3Type of weapon.
hitman2Assassin
hollow point3Type of ammunition that can puncture armor.
kevlar3A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
kill3To take a life.
kill myself3To commit suicide.
kill yourself3To commit suicide.
kleebold2One of the shooters at the tragic Columbine High School massacre.
M-163Type of automatic weapon.
mag1Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
magazine1Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
magazines2Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
mags1Part of a weapon that feeds ammunition into the chamber
malitoff cocktail3Homemade weapon consisting of a container filled with flamable liquid and a rag stuffed in it to act as a fuse.
muertoing3Spanglish slang for killing someone.
nine3Type of sidearm.
nine mil3Type of sidearm.
nuclear3Weapon of mass destruction.
nuclear attack3When a nuclear weapon is used.
nuke3Slang for nuclear weapon.
pistol3Type of sidearm.
rifle2Type of weapon.
sawed off3Type of weapon.
school shooting3When somene starts shooting at a school.
shells2Ammunition casings that have been fired.
shoot2The act of discharging a weapon.
shooters2Slang for description of those who fired weapons.
shot2The act of discharging a weapon; OR 1 ounce drinks of hard alcohol.
shot gun3Type of weapon.
shotgun3Type of weapon.
shots1The act of discharging a weapon; OR 1 ounce drinks of hard alcohol.
sniper2Person who uses a rifle and shoots people from a hidden and usually elevated position.
stinger3Type of missile.
ten guage3Type of weapon.
uzi3Type of automatic weapon.
vest2A protective vest that protects the wearer from worse physical injury by slowing or stopping bullets shot at them.
x-plode3When something blows-up.
x-ploshun3When something blows-up.
xplode3When something blows-up.
xploshun3When something blows-up.
xplosion3When something blows-up.
AlcoholScoreDefinition
401Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
alcohol1Really, do you need a definition for this?
Ale1Type of beer usually found in pubs.
Amstel Light1Brand of imported beer.
Bartles & James1Brand of wine cooler favored by female college students.
Bartles and James1Brand of wine cooler favored by female college students.
Becks1Brand of imported beer.
Beer3Type of alcohol.
beer bong3Binge drinking device made from kitchen funnel, some hose and a clamp.
Blatz2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
blitzed3Slang for being drunk.
body shot3Pouring hard alcohol into a woman's navel and having a male suck it out; or, pouring a shot of hard alcohol from a woman's neck between her breasts and into the mouth of a male who is looking up from her navel.
body shots3Pouring hard alcohol into a woman's navel and having a male suck it out; or, pouring a shot of hard alcohol from a woman's neck between her breasts and into the mouth of a male who is looking up from her navel.
Bombay Saphire1Brand of gin.
Bombay Sapphire1Brand of gin.
bombed3Slang for being drunk.
booze1Slang for alcohol.
Bud1Brand of domestic beer.
Bud light2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bud lite2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Budweiser2Brand of domestic beer.
Busch2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Busch Light2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Busch lite2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bush Lit2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Bush Lite2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
buzzed3Slang for being drunk.
Captain Morgan2Type of spiced rum.
Chivas2Type of alcohol.
cocktail2Slang an alcoholic drink.
Colt 453Brand of malt liquor.
Coors2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Coors Light2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Coors Lite2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Corona2Brand of imported beer.
Cristal3Brand of high-end champaign favored by rock stars and athletes.
Crown Royal2Brand of whiskey.
drinking2Consuming alcohol.
drunk3The state of having had too much alochol.
drunk driving3Illegal and stupid act of driving after drinking too much alcohol.
DUI3Citation issued by police for the illegal and stupid act of driving after drinking too much alcohol.
Everclear3Brand of grain alcohol often used in hunch punch, harry buffaloes and trash can punch.
four 01Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four locko3Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students.
four loko3Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students.
four O1Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four-O1Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
four-O1Forty ounce bottle of malt liquor
gin1Type of alcohol used in various drinks including martinis.
grain alcohol3Type if alcohol that is 190 proof and often used to make fruity drinks at college parties.
Grey Goose2Brand of imported Vodka.
Guinness1Brand of imported beer.
Hamm's2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns, mostly in the Midwest.
Hamms2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Harps1Brand of imported beer.
harry buffalo3Mixture of many types of alcohol and fruit drinks often found at college parties.
Heineken1Brand of imported beer.
Jack daniels2Brand of whiskey.
jello shooters1Mixture of alcohol and jello in bathroom dixie cups, often seen at college bars and parties.
jello shots1Mixture of alcohol and jello in bathroom dixie cups, often seen at college bars and parties.
Jeremiah Weed3Brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
Jim Beam2Brand of whiskey.
Johnny walker2Brand of scotch.
keg2Large beer dispensing container commonly found at college parties where drinks are often served in red Solo cups in an effort to disguise underage drinking.
kegger3Slang for college party where beer is served from kegs.
keggers3Slang for college parties where beer is served from kegs.
kegs2Large beer dispensing containers commonly found at college parties where drinks are often served in red Solo cups in an effort to disguise underage drinking.
Kettle one1Brand of vodka.
Keystone3Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Keystone Light3Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Keystone Lite3Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Killian's Red2Brand of domestic beer.
Lite3Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
malt liquor2Type of alcohol.
margarita2Fruity alcohol drink often served at Mexican restuarants.
martini2Drink made by shaking or stirring multiple types of alcohol.
Meister Brau3Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks.
Mich Light2Brand of domestic beer.
Mich Lite2Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob2Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob Light2Brand of domestic beer.
Michelob Lite2Brand of domestic beer.
Miller2Brand of domestic beer.
Miller Lite2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
Milwaukee's Best2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks. Often referred to as "TheBeast".
Milwaukee's Best Light2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students and rednecks. Often referred to as "TheBeast".
Old Style2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns, mostly in the greater Chicago area.
Olde English1Brand of malt liqour, sometimes referred to as 8 ball.
Pabst2Brand of domestic beer favored by college students on a limited budget and local taverns.
party2Event where people celebrate something, often with alcohol when in college.
Patron2Brand of imported tequilla.
PBR2Brand of domestic beer favored by blue collar workers at local taverns, and found in the fridges at Facebook headquarters.
plowed3Slang for being drunk.
popped3Slang for being drunk.
rum2Type of alcohol of used in fruity drinks.
Sam Adams1Brand of domestic beer favored by those with a more sophisticated palate.
schnapps2Type of alcohol often used in fruity drinks.
schooner1Type of drinking glass which holds at least 64 ounces of beer and usually used for drink specials at college bars.
scotch3Type of alcohol mostly consumed by refined older men.
screwdriver3Drink made by mixing vodka and orange juice.
Shit faced3Slang for being drunk.
shitfaced3Slang for being drunk.
Sierra Nevada1Brand of domestic beer favored by those with a more sophisticated palate.
tap1Device used to let beer flow from a keg.
Tecate2Brand of imported beer.
tequilla3Type of alcohol.
The Beast2Slang for Milwaukee's Best brand of beer.
vodka3Type of alcohol.
weed n water3Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
weed-n-water3Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
weednwater3Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
whiskey3Type of alcohol.
wine2Type of alcohol.
wine cooler3Mixture of wine and fruit juice.
Woodchuck cider1Brand of fermented high alcohol content drink with a apple cidery taste.
Yukon Jack2Type of alcohol.
DrugsScoreDefinition
8 ball3Slang for 3.5 grams of either meth or cocaine; OR slang for Olde English brand of malt liquor.
amphetamine3Illicit drug also called speed and many other street names. It is used as a stimulant.
blunt3Slang for marijuana cigarette.
blunts3Slang for marijuana cigarette.
Bong3Device many people use to mix marijuana and water while smoking it.
chronic3Slang for high quality marijuana.
Cocaine3Drug made from the coca plant that is commonly found in white powder form, but can also be injected as a liquid or smoked in a pipe.
Coked3Slang for someone who is high on cocaine.
crack2The most potent form of cocaine that can be put into a pipe and smoked. It is highly addictive and destructive to the body.
crack cocaine3The most potent form of cocaine that can be put into a pipe and smoked. It is highly addictive and destructive to the body.
crank3Slang for low quality methamphetamine.
cronic3Slang for high quality marijuana.
cronick3Slang for high quality marijuana.
Crunk3Slang for being high and drunk at the same time.
Crunked3Slang for being high and drunk at the same time.
crystal3Slang for methamphetamine.
diddy3Slang for heroin.
doob3Slang for marijuana cigarette.
doobie3Slang for marijuana cigarette.
downer1Drugs that make you feel like you are drunk.
Drugs1Really, do you need a definition for this?
Ecstasy3A psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
eight ball3Slang for 3.5 grams of either meth or cocaine; OR slang for Olde English brand of malt liquor.
Ex3Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
Exstacy3Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
freebase3Smoking crack cocaine.
Ganja3Slang for marijuana.
hash3Slang for marijuana.
hashish3Slang for marijuana.
Herb3Slang for marijuana.
heroin3Really, do you need a definition for this?
hypodermic3Needle used to inject drugs into your veins.
ice2Slang for methamphetamine.
inject2Act of inserting drugs into your veins.
joint2Slang for marijuana cigarette.
juiced3Slang for having used steroids.
juicer3Slang for someone who uses steroids.
juicing3Slang for using steroids.
kronic3Slang for high quality marijuana.
lines3Slang for cocaine or other drugs cut with a razor blade on a hard surface before snorting through your nose.
ludes3Slang for qualludes.
Marijuana3Really, do you need a definition for this?
meth3Really, do you need a definition for this?
mr brownstone3Slang for heroin.
needle2Metal at the end of a syringe used for instering drugs into your veins.
pills1Really, do you need a definition for this?
Pot3Slang for marijuana.
reds1Slang for amphetamines.
ripped1Result of using steroids.
ripped out3Result of using steroids.
roach3Slang for marijuana cigarette.
Schrooms3Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
Shrooms3Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
smack3Slang for heroin.
snort lines3Breathing in illicit drugs that have been cut with a razor blade on a hard surface.
speed1Slang for amphetamines.
steroids3Illicit drugs used by athletes to build muscles.
Stoned3Being high.
Stoner3Person who gets high.
take a hit1When someone takes a turn pulling off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
toke2The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
tokes2The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
toking2The act of taking a hit off a bong or marijuana cigarette.
trees2Slang for marijuana cigarette.
upper3Stimulant like speed or methamphetamines.
weed3Slang for marijuana; OR Slang for Jeremiah Weed, a brand of alcohol and energy drink favored by college students and 40 something mom's who hang out in the Hamptons and Nantucket for a few weeks in the summer.
Whippets3Getting high from the nitrous oxide in whip cream cans.
Whippits3Getting high from the nitrous oxide in whip cream cans.
X3Slang for illicit drug ecstacy, which is a psychadelic amphetimine used in the rave and club scene to generate euphoria.
zoomies3Slang for psychadelic mushrooms.
SexScoreDefinition
693Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
anal sex3Sexual intercourse using the anus.
ass fuck3Sexual intercourse using the anus.
ass pirate3Slang for a homosexual.
ass ranger3Slang for a homosexual.
ass rape3Slang for sexual assault of the anus.
ass sex3Sexual intercourse using the anus.
b-j1Abbreviation for oral sex.
banged1Slang for having sex with someone.
BJ1Abbreviation for oral sex.
blast a moose3Having sexual intercourse with an overweight female.
blow job1Slang fo oral sex.
blow me1Slang frequently used to tell someone to get lost.
boner1Slang for erection.
boner shock3Slang for losing an erection during sexual intercourse.
bonner1Slang for erection.
Boobs1Slang for breasts.
booty1Slang for rear end.
booty call1Slang for phone call made late at night to someone you think will have sex with you.
bootylicious1Slang for rear end.
Breasts1Really, do you need a definition for this?
bust a nut3Slang for male ejaculation.
butt pirate3Slang for a homosexual.
camel toe1Slang for when a woman wears pants that are extremely tight enabling her vagina to bulge to show in the crotch area.
carpet muncher3Slang for lesbian.
cochie2Slang for vagina.
Cock3Slang for penis.
cock sucker3Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
cock tease3Slang for someone who leads you on like they want sex, but then always says no at the last minute.
Cocksucker3Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
coochie2Slang for vagina.
cum2Slang for semen.
dick1Slang for penis.
Dickhead1Slang for penis.
dike3Slang for lesbian.
dildo3Slang for sexual aid shaped like a penis.
Dong3Slang for penis.
dyke3Slang for lesbian.
eating at the Y3Slang for giving a female oral sex.
eiffel tower3Sexual position where two males are facing each other with a female bent over in between. She is giving one oral sex while engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with the second. The two men are facing each other.
Fag3Slang for a homosexual.
fag hag3Slang term for female friend who hangs out with homosexual men.
faggit3Slang for a homosexual.
faggot3Slang for a homosexual.
fagit3Slang for a homosexual.
fagot3Slang for a homosexual.
fap3Slang for materbating.
fudgepacker3Slang for a homosexual.
fun bags1Slang for breasts.
G string1Type of female undergarment.
g-string1Type of female undergarment.
gay3Slang for homosexual — can be offensive to homosexuals if used in a derogatory manner.
Gazongas3Slang for breasts.
Get Head3Slang for receiving oral sex.
Give Head3Slang for giving oral sex.
Glory Hole3Hole in a wall in which the penis is inserted for sexual activity annonymously.
golden shower3Slang for urinating on someone for sexual gratification.
H-Clap3Sexual position where two males are facing each other with a female bent over in between. She is giving one oral sex while engaging in sexual intercourse from behind with the second. The two men, facing each other, are giving each other a high-five.
hag1Slang for prostitute.
hershey highway3Slang for anus.
ho3Slang for prostitute.
ho's3Slang for prostitutes.
hochie2Slang for a promiscuous female.
homo3Slang for a homosexual.
Homosexual3Person who is sexually attracted to others of the same sex.
hoochie2Slang for a promiscuous female.
hooker3Slang for prostitute.
hooker breath3Slang for the smell of your breath after performing oral sex on a prostitute.
horny1Longing for sexual intercourse.
hos3Slang for prostitutes.
hose beast3Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
hose monster3Slang for someone who gives oral sex.
japfapper3Slang for someone who prefers Asian sexual partners.
kochie2Slang for vagina.
koochie2Slang for vagina.
kum2Slang for semen.
Lesbian3Woman who is sexually attracted to other women.
lesbo3Slang for lesbian.
nipple1The tip of breasts.
nipples1The tip of breasts.
nipples1The tip of breasts.
nipps1The tip of breasts.
nips1The tip of breasts.
no-homo2Slang commonly used when a male posts something online anticipating a response, but doesn't want anyone to think he is gay, and that he does not want responses from homosexuals.
nohomo2Slang commonly used when a male posts something online anticipating a response, but doesn't want anyone to think he is gay, and that he does not want responses from homosexuals.
oral sex3Really, do you need a definition for this?
Panties1Type of female undergarment.
pearl necklace3When a male ejaculates onto a female's neck after oral or breast sex.
Penis1Really, do you need a definition for this?
pimp1The boss of a group of prostitutes.
pimps1The boss of a group of prostitutes.
pop da cherry3Slang for taking someone's virginity.
pop da cork3Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
pop the cherry3Slang for taking someone's virginity.
pop the cork3Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
popping da cherry3Slang for taking someone's virginity.
popping da cork3Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
popping the cherry3Slang for taking someone's virginity.
popping the cork3Slang for taking someone's virginity; OR opening a bottle of champagne.
porno1Movie the shows explicity sexual content.
pornographic1Explicit sexual content.
Prick1Slang for penis.
prostitute3Someone who has sex for money.
pull a train3When multiple males have sex with the same person one after another, usually from behind.
punta3Spanish slang for butt.
Pussy3Slang for vagina; or slang for wimp.
puta3Spanish slang for whore or prostitute.
queen3Slang for a male homosexual.
Queer3Slang term for a homosexual.
Rape3Sexual assault by inserting something unwanted into someone's anus or vagina.
raping3Sexual assault by inserting something unwanted into someone's anus or vagina.
santorum3Slang for frothy mixture of lube and fecal matter that occurs during anal intercourse.
screw1Slang for sexual intercourse.
screwed1Slang for sexual intercourse.
scrotum3Skin sack which surrounds a man's testicles.
sex1Really, do you need a definition for this?
sex nine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sexty nine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
shocker3Slang for inserting two fingers into the vagina and one into the anus at the same time.
shot my wad2Slang for male ejaculation.
shot your wad2Slang for male ejaculation.
six nine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sixty nine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sixtynine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
skank3Slang for prostitute.
sloppy seconds3Slang for being the second person to have sex with a person in a short amount of time.
slut2Slang for a promiscuous person; or a common, but offensive term of endearment among female friends.
slutty2Slang for acting promiscuous.
snatch3Slang for vagina.
sodomy3Inserting foreign objects into the anus.
spidaman3Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spider-man3Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spiderman3Slang for sex act where male pulls his penis out during intercourse, ejaculates into his hand and throws his semen onto his partner.
spooge3Slang for semen.
spuge3Slang for semen.
squish3Slang for oral sex.
strip1To take one's clothes off.
stripper1Someone who takes their clothes off for money.
sxty nine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
sxtynine3Sexual position where two people give each other oral sex at the same time.
t bager3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t bagger3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bag3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
t-bager3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bagger3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
t-bagging3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tap dat2Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tap that2Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tapped dat2Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tapped that2Slang for having sex with a particular person.
tbag3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tbager3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
tbagging3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tea bag3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
tea bagging3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
teabag3Slang for sucking on the male scrotum.
teabagger3Slang for person who sucks on the male scrotum.
thong1Type of female undergarment.
tit3Slang for breasts.
tits3Slang for breasts.
tittie fuck3Slang for sexual intercourse between female breasts.
titties3Slang for breasts.
titty fuck3Slang for sexual intercourse between female breasts.
turd burglar3Slang for a homosexual.
turd burgler3Slang for a homosexual.
turdburglar3Slang for a homosexual.
turdburgler3Slang for a homosexual.
twat3Slang for vagina.
whore3Slang for prostitute.
Text acronymsScoreDefinition
502Police
4203Code for Marijuana
4Q3Fuck You
AFT3About Fucking Time
AMF3Adios Mother Fucker
ASAFP3As Soon As Fucking Possible
BAMF3Bad Ass Mother Fucker
BFD3Big Fucking Deal
BTFO3Back The Fuck Off
BTYCL2Bootycall
BYOB1Bring Your Own Bottle/Booze/Beer
CBF3Can't Be Fucked
CBJ3Covered Blow Job
FAH3Fucking Ass Hot
FHM3Fucking Hot Mess
FML3Fuck my Life
FMLTWIA3Fuck Me Like the Whore I Am
FMUTA3Fuck Me Up the Ass
FNG3Fucking New Guy
FSU3Fucked Shit Up
FU3Fuck You
FU23Fuck You Too
FUBAR3Fucked Up Beyond All Recognition
FUBB3Fucked Up Beyond Belief
FUITA3Fuck You in the Ass
FUM3Fucked Up Mess
GFY2Go Fuck Yourself
GNOC1Get Naked on Camera
GOMFA3Get Off My Fucking Ass
GTFO2Get the Fuck Out
GTFOOH2Get the Fuck Out of Here
IDGAF3I Don't Give A Fuck
IFU3I Fucked Up
IWFU3I Wanna Fuck You
JFC3Jesus Fucking Christ
JFH3Just Fuck Her/Him
LF2Let's Fuck
LMAO1Laughing My Ass Off
LMBAO1Laughing My Black Ass Off
LMFAO2Laughing my Fucking Ass Off
MF3Mother Fucker
MILF2Mom I'd Like to Fuck
MPFB3My Personal Fuck Buddy
MSB3My Sexy Bitch
NFC1No Fucking Chance
NFF1Not Fucking Fair
NFI1No Fucking Idea
NFW1No Fucking Way
PFT1Pretty Fucking Tight
QFT3Quit Fucking Talking
QFTAFMA3Quit Fucking Talking and Fuck Me Already
QYB1Quit Your Bitching
RUFKM2Are You Fucking Kidding Me
RYO3Roll Your Own (joint)
SIUP3Suck it Up Pussy
SMC3Suck My Cock
SMYA1Show Me Your Ass
SMYC3Show Me Your Cock
SMYD3Show Me Your Dick
SMYT3Show Me Your Tits
STFU3Shut the Fuck Up
UFB1Un Fucking Believable
URAB2You Are a Bitch
URSAB2You Are Such A Bitch
USB2You Sexy Bitch
WAFB2What a Fucking Bitch
WAFHM2What a Fucking Hot Mess
WAFM2What a Fucking Mess
WTF3What the Fuc?
WTFU1What the Fuck Up; OR Wake the Fuck Up
WYFM3Would You Fuck Me?
XTC3Ecstacy (drug)
YBF2You've Been Fucked

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