At Least He Hasn't Shown Up At Training Camp Yet

New Jacksonville Jaguars wide receiver Matt Jones is a bit of a mystery to many NFLers; he has almost unnatural physical gifts, but no one is sure he will make the transition to the pro game. Fortunately, for only $350, you can answer the question about one section of his physical gifts: What's his jock size?

Jones' jock strap is up for auction on eBay. Even better? It's signed by Jones, "right after the LSU game last year," whenever that was. (We'll take that to assume it hasn't been washed.) From the Q and A section:

Q: Are there any stains on it? Because it'll go for lots of money if there are stains on it. DNA and all that ya know. A: There are a few "brownish" stains on it, but I doubt you'd want to fetch the DNA from that particular sample.

Get those PayPal accounts ready!

Matt Jones Autographed Jock Strap [eBay]