Attention Terrell Owens: Help Is On The Way

So a guy in Brazil, not content with the normal tattoo options in his area, has had octopus suction cups grafted onto his arms. Cool! My guess is that Belichick has already made this required surgery for all of his receivers; and Derek Jeter is looking into it as well. Whereas Ichiro Suzuki just looks at it and sees lunch, I suppose.

None of this foolishness for me, unless it comes with the free ink-squirting option.

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