Australian Cricketer Suspended For Etching A Dick And Balls On Pitch

Australian cricketer Daniel Worrall found himself a little bored during a match last Friday. Suddenly struck by inspiration, he decided to draw the dick and balls you see above onto the pitch, an act of lewdness for which he has now been suspended. Where the hell is your sense of humor, Australian cricket league?

The suspension is to be served at the start of next season, and will either encompass two four-day matches or four one-day matches. Worrall has admitted authorship of the unit, though is contesting the penalty. A tip for Worrall: Just say it was a religious message and, like the Christian fish symbol of yore, you were waiting for a fellow believer to put the, ahem, finishing touches on it.

[ Sydney Morning Herald]

Photo via Paul Amy

h/t Liam