Australian Open Ball Boy Takes 121-MPH Serve Straight To The Dong
Feliciano López was facing Adrian Mannarino in the Australian Open yesterday. López advanced when Mannarino succumbed to the heat in the fourth set. Good for López! Now let's talk about this dong shot.
López fired a 121-mph serve that flew past Mannarino, skipped, and set a course straight for some poor ball boy's crotch. Tennis tournaments have all these rules about The Help not moving while the ball is in play, so the obedient teen watched, hands behind his back, as the ball crashed into his nut sack. Boom! Testes gone. Testes kaput.
The teen fought through the pain to collect the ball, but one does not merely walk away from getting your scrotum blasted to smithereens. After that invariable delay, the little homie took a knee, and had to be replaced. Poor little homie.
[ The Big Lead]
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