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Duke Doofus Grayson Allen Trips Dude
Aspiring Matthew Dellavedova Grayson Allen did the following just now in front of God, his mom, and the world as Dook played fearsome Elon:...
This Strange Column About Bud Selig And Drugs Is Extremely Confusing
Estimable baseball writer Tim Brown has a column up today that’s either about how Bud Selig’s election to the Hall of Fame shows up the condemnation of players such as Barry Bonds and Roger Clemens by the likes of the veteran baseball writers who have refused to vote them into the Hall of Fame for ...
Deadspin Up All Night: It Doesn't Make Me Smile
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We're The Deadspin Staff; Let's Chat
It’s a Friday afternoon during the holiday season, so we’re just trying to look busy and we suspect you are too. Come talk shit with us....
Curt Schilling Should Be In The Hall Of Fame
As of this morning, Ryan Thibodaux’s invaluable Hall of Fame election tracker has the results of 44 ballots up, representing about a tenth the total number of ballots expected to be cast by veteran baseball writers this year. It’s a skewed and self-selecting sample—writers who make their ballot publ...
Deadspin Up All Night: Up At The Mountain
Thank you for your continued support of Deadspin. Please get ready for my alternate alternate future histories about what would happen if the Mekons took over the White Sox and traded for Mike Trout. I know what the people want....
Deadspin Up All Night: I Don't Even Know
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This Guy's Hall Of Fame Ballot Is Art
Take a second and think back to some of the highest artistic achievements you’ve seriously engaged with—The Brothers Karamazov, Mingus Ah Um, The General, whatever—and fix them in your mind, thinking about how they expanded your sense of human possibility. Now consider baseball Hall of Fame voter St...
Deadspin Up All Night: Drink And Gamble
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Thought That If You Had An Acoustic Guitar<em></em>
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Cam Newton Was Benched For Not Wearing A Tie
In what will, assuming God is merciful, be the dumbest NFL story of the week, it turns out that the reason why Cam Newton didn’t start for the Carolina Panthers last night against the Seattle Seahawks was that he wouldn’t dress like a clown....
Deadspin Up All Night: I Had To Be Strong For My Woman
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Deadspin Up All Night: I Look For Wires
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Deadspin Up All Night: Then I Died
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You Wanted A "Go Fuck Yourself" Shirt, You Got A "Go Fuck Yourself" Shirt
Deadspin readers, to go by my inbox, agree on very few things, but agree on them strongly. Dogs, the readers say, are good; each successive editor-in-chief has done more to ruin the site than the last; the St. Louis Cardinals can go to hell; and we should sell a “Go fuck yourself” shirt....
Deadspin Up All Night: It's Not The Cherries Everywhere In Bloom
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Deadspin Up All Night: The Limit Of My Ability
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Deadspin Up All Night: The First To Go
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